I love typing out my inner thoughts. It's Fun!!

You make things very...easy to use.

How the fk do u dance to Journey!?

Dudette, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

OMG! Wolfman is RIPPED! Is that for realz? Or digitally enhanced?

I am both busy and bored. How is that possible?

I know, I blame it on Bank of America.

Ah. I thought it meant that people were aimlessly going through the motions and faking a bad plot.

It’s sort of the low bar of life goals—just don’t get dead.

I’d feel like Santa delivering presents without magic and in my belly.

I was tossing and turning all night.

He left this earthly hotness to ascend to the heavens of hotness.

I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages!!!

I know you don’t really think that.

This is not a good time to be naked.

I think I might get some macaroons.

It’s like they’re all positive charges. They want to be FREEE!

Just because I’m not fashionable doesn’t mean I can’t foward the fashion around!

Wow I’m so old. And unaccomplished.

If I don’t go to the gym I don’t see humans.